I'm looking for something that can deliver a 50-pound payload of snow on a small feminine target. Can you suggest something? Hello?
Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius. Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you? Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius.
If you want to stay dad you've got to polish your image. I think the image we need to create for you is "repentant but learning".